Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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