There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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