we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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