but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
