shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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