I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Randomize
