Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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