I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Boobs are out for the taking
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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