He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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