i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
it's like iHOP with fire
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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