its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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