I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
We don't watch enough power rangers
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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