literally had 100 drinks last night.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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