There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Randomize
