She's JV to your varsity
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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