: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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