protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
don't judge my taste in strippers
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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