The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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