Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
why do cheetos always look like penises
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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