Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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