If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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