So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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