I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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