How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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