Kareoke will never be a sober sport
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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