: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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