What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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