The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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