I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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