He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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