Sry I called you an 8
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Randomize
