His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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