Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
