Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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