yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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