I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Randomize
