Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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