So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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