Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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