If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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