I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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