man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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