Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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