he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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