We won't sleep together?
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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