I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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