You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just made out with a guy for $7.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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