The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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