I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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