i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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