So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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