dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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