I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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