lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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