Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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