bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I have aggressive nipples.
Randomize
